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<rss version="0.92"><channel><title>A New Yorker in Queen Elizabeths Court</title><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/</link><description>They say every person has a story to tell this is mine. I promise no happy ending, but I have never been called boring. Shall we dance?</description><language>en-UK</language><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs><image><title>A New Yorker in Queen Elizabeths Court</title><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/32/dfc397a9aee98a1bd393a4ef670edd_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>In response to:Stolen from Just A Guy who stole it from Helly100...</title><description>Why is the list so short ?</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/04/22/stolen_from_just_a_guy_who_stole_it_from~748052/#c3191962</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:50:51 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:When Scientologists go bad...Or Tom Cruise recieves a karmic payment...</title><description>&lt;br&gt;
I am late into this stuff I believe that mankind lost it when organised religion took over we should ask the black bird what he thinks AND KNOWS. My dog Jack , a friend in deed,lies sleeping on the rug he has had a walk, loves me,brings my slippers and my shoes when asked eats his breakfast and supper and asks no more than for a walk twice a day and that I love him. He sleeps because he feels safe. he will dream tonight as I .....perhaps the same dreams he has not heard of tomorrow, and yesterday has gone ,for him and me. His God is mine it cannot be otherwise. </description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/04/22/when_scientologists_go_bad_or_tom_cruise~748349/#c2894269</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:07:47 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Gosh its been a long time...</title><description>&lt;br&gt;
Don't stop being a brat but keep up the battle with the smokes Everyone who smokes is an optimist</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2007/01/06/gosh_its_been_a_long_time~1519578/#c2881772</link><pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:28:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:When Scientologists go bad...Or Tom Cruise recieves a karmic payment...</title><description>It is quite a giggle. My sympathy of course lies with baby "Pointy nose". But in an interview yesterday Dad said "We are sure she is going to be beautiful". Going to??? He must mean after her post incubation spawn of Cruise phase I guess. </description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/04/22/when_scientologists_go_bad_or_tom_cruise~748349/#c999794</link><pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:58:38 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:When Scientologists go bad...Or Tom Cruise recieves a karmic payment...</title><description>Thats funny - he's such a numbnut that I find this really priceless.  Way to go Tom you short arsed inner alien infested loon.  LOL!!!</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/04/22/when_scientologists_go_bad_or_tom_cruise~748349/#c998792</link><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:38:48 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:When Scientologists go bad...Or Tom Cruise recieves a karmic payment...</title><description>Tom Cruise is a fruit bat. Scientology isn't to blame though you have to be crazy to start with to believe any of that crap.&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.darwinsmoustache.com"&gt;darwinsmoustache&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/04/22/when_scientologists_go_bad_or_tom_cruise~748349/#c998738</link><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:27:47 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:My favorite doctor</title><description>Aaaah, I love it......That's my kind of doctor really.&lt;br&gt;
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How ya doin' missy?</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2006/01/27/my_favorite_doctor~509977/#c738394</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:12:19 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Merry Christmas!!</title><description>Hope you had a rare old Crimmas and New Year.......smoke free of course ;)&lt;br&gt;
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xx  Look forward to speaking to you soon</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/12/20/merry_christmas~401370/#c544549</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:18:15 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:20 hours...no smokes....</title><description>I doubt Wales is crunchy.  &lt;br&gt;
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And you should dance whenever you feel the need for a ciggy....dance like a crazy woman.</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/23/20_hours_no_smokes~332374/#c359091</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:06:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Long time no blog....</title><description>Aaaw, so glad to have you back - big hugs and all that x </description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/22/long_time_no_blog~327396/#c359079</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:03:58 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Happy Thanksgiving all!</title><description>oh wow, i hope you have a fab time..where on earth are you finding black eyed peas? i am sure your dip will be great. and quit smoking lol. why should i suffer alone???</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/24/happy_thanksgiving_all~333593/#c354205</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 14:20:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Happy Thanksgiving all!</title><description>I've been invited to my first Thanksgiving Dinner, on Saturday. I get the impression that everyone who brings something will have done home-baked (it's freakin' me out) so I checked the web and came up with Southern Cornbread and Black Eyed Pea dip. I will just be thankful if no-one is sick, to be honest! I am sooo not proverbs woman.&lt;br&gt;
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Well done with the no-fags thing, I will do that too soon ;)&lt;br&gt;
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Oh yeah....Happy Thanksgiving Tallulah! x :-)</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/24/happy_thanksgiving_all~333593/#c354197</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 14:17:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:20 hours...no smokes....</title><description>Give up that is, not eat through wales one day at a time.  That would be bad and probably a bit too crunchy.</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/23/20_hours_no_smokes~332374/#c352419</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:27:45 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:20 hours...no smokes....</title><description>you can do it.  One day at a time.</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/23/20_hours_no_smokes~332374/#c352415</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:26:38 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Long time no blog....</title><description>Good to see you back..sorry to hear the news..you have great spirit though and gr8 humour ;)</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/11/22/long_time_no_blog~327396/#c350803</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:31:30 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>Aaaaw!!  Yay!!  You're still alive!!  Wondered where you'd buggered off to ;)&lt;br&gt;
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Am grand thank you....just same old, same old...heh heh.&lt;br&gt;
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You been ok? xx</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c346488</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:59:19 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>I'm sorry, hey helly baby...how the hell are you?</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c346479</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:54:04 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>I'll try again - Tallulaaaaaaaaah?!?!?</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c346474</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:51:25 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>Talluhlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????&lt;br&gt;
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You still there missy......?!?!?  x</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c322146</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:55:12 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>I dont know what all the fuss is about,after smoking 40 a day for 50 years I decided to give up and I did.&lt;br&gt;
Easy.&lt;br&gt;
Cant afford £3650 a year on an old age pension especially with a puter to support not to mention B.Band at £30 a month,subs to the porn sites etc etc.&lt;br&gt;
Cold showers.&lt;br&gt;
Long walks.&lt;br&gt;
They dont work.&lt;br&gt;
Youre on your own&lt;br&gt;
G'luck</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c313691</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 18:38:49 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>good luck, you will have to replace that habit with something else though. otherwise it becomes harder. excercise or a hobby, just to keep the mind off it.</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c313232</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 16:09:43 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>hello again, being a non-smoker i can only imagine what you're going through. but with support from everyone around you, i'm sure you'll kick it.&lt;br&gt;
you could always put the money you would have spent in a pot and after a few weeks buy yourself something as a 'reward' for your hard work. i bet you suprise yourself what you manage to buy.&lt;br&gt;
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good luck.</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c299186</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:24:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>Having just discovered your blogs and gained some slight insight into your personality, I've not doubt that you can manage it. Good luck</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c297027</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:18:02 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Quiz, stolen from Helly who stole it from Edna.</title><description>Helly you are soooo right! Jeremy Clarkson!? Even if I was a gay car obsessed somewhat overweight, looking for busom buddy with hair type of guy, I couldn't fancy Jesser! He is amusing and I loved his programme about European nutcases though. Oh well, each to their own. Phil xxxxx</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/18/quiz_stoeln_from_helly_who_stole_it_from~244324/#c291157</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:09:53 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The happiest 8 year old ever!!!</title><description>Yes please, I need a carnage relief partner. My web slaughtering is decreasing... he keeps telling me i have to be meaner :)</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/24/the_happiest_8_year_old_ever~258711/#c276402</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:12:13 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This is gonna be bad</title><description>So how's it going?!  How many hours now....?  ;)</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/25/this_is_gonna_be_bad~260304/#c276400</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:10:30 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The happiest 8 year old ever!!!</title><description>That sounds ace - can I come round?!</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/24/the_happiest_8_year_old_ever~258711/#c276392</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:07:22 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The happiest 8 year old ever!!!</title><description>PS2's are amazing things if you can't beat em join em! Sooo many laffs</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/24/the_happiest_8_year_old_ever~258711/#c275659</link><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:16:02 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Happy Sunday blah, blah, blah!</title><description>Marvellous :&gt;&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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I hope you've cheered yourself up too...you're too amusing to be sad!!! xx</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/23/happy_sunday_blah_blah_blah~255838/#c272928</link><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:38:28 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Happy Sunday blah, blah, blah!</title><description>just for you baby...&lt;br&gt;
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Moses and God are walking through Heavan, and God complains of being bored. Moses suggests a vacation.&lt;br&gt;
"That's a great idea," says God, "but where?"&lt;br&gt;
"How about Jupiter?" Moses asks. "Impressive scenery."&lt;br&gt;
"Yeah, but the gravity gives me a backache."&lt;br&gt;
"What about Pluto then?"&lt;br&gt;
"Too cold -- and too boring. I need excitement."&lt;br&gt;
"Well, if it's excitement you want, what about Earth? It's the happening place to be."&lt;br&gt;
"Earth?" God says in disgust. "Oh, no, not Earth. Last time I was there I got some bitch pregnant and I haven't heard the end of it for two thousand years."</description><link>http://tallulahstales.blog.co.uk/2005/10/23/happy_sunday_blah_blah_blah~255838/#c272920</link><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:22:31 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
